If you are at all with it, as we Raving Madmen types are, then you’ve seen the new trailer for Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith by now. It looks impressive…most impressive. There are fireballs, light sabers, space ships, and angry young men flying everywhere.

But Mr. Lucas, we have a concern. What about the kids? Never mind that this movie will be PG-13. I have a far graver concern…where is Jar Jar Binks? He didn’t show up one time in the entire trailer! Isn’t he there to give a new generation of Star Wars fans a lovable character they can look to as a role model? Besides, we Raving Madmen types get a lot to rave about when he is on screen.

So, Mr. Lucas, please — for the sake of impressionable children and raving madmen everywhere — give us Jar Jar!