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Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of — surprise, surprise — Arkansas, just had their 16th child. They had their first child when she was 21, which was four years after they were married — do the math. This could only happen in Arkansas with a dad named Jim Bob.

Stop it already, Steve Jobs! How can anyone stay cool when you keep releasing fancy new gadgets every few weeks? It’s getting more and more expensive to be cool, and we madmen can’t keep up!

This new ipod and itunes with video capabilities almost makes a madman smile. Who doesn’t want to have an episode of “Desperate Housewives” handy at any time?

From the “Things that Make You Say ‘Egad!’” department — Ricky Martin is back.

How come all the likable families keep getting eliminated? Even we madmen tend to like nicer people. First the Black family, and now the Aiello family. A few more episodes of this and we will be down to The Amazing Race: Issues Edition.

Wouldn’t you have liked to have been in the Schroeder living room last night? What was foolish little Hunter forgetting about all the cameras and microphones when he called his step-mom a b*tch?

And please…get out of the United States. What fun is it to watch these families only deal with other English speakers? It’s a struggle for me. I want to see the Weaver family eliminated, but I’m also perversely curious to see how ugly their breakdowns get on foreign soil.

Could Michael Vaughn (played by Michael Vartan) really have been killed off on Alias?

I’m not sure what is more troubling. On the one hand, they have killed off Michael Vaughn, who has been a key character on the show since day one. On the other hand, how can we really know he is dead? No show has ever killed off, folded, spindled and mutilated more people who have ended up coming back. If he is really dead, let me know so this madman can grieve and move on.

Not only that, now they have to trample on the poor man’s grave by trying to make him into a double agent. These new agents better be really cute…